The annnointed one has just signed another order for plain lights in the Kennedy Center. Pundits applaud his stand against woke. Traffic lights are next.
In another brave and inspired move the glorious orange bloated one has signed another Executive Order regarding the lighting at the Kennedy Performing Arts Center. The current lighting as seen from the outside looks far too woke. The multi-colored lights look far too inclusive. Under the order all lights are to be plain white. As he signed the order he was reported to comment, “White is the only acceptable color. Other colors just cause confusion. You know where you are with white”.
No Republicans had ever noticed it before as they never attended any events or performances at the center. A White House spokestroll stated, “No god fearing Christian has anything to do with culture”.
When asked why he didn’t just phone the director of the center and ask for the lights to be changed Trump responded, “Why should I go to all that effort? Easier to sign one of these orders. I don’t have to leave my desk. Plus I get to use a Sharpie pen. I like Sharpie pens. They have a nice smell.”
Reports have been heard that traffic lights are next. Too many colors. They are almost like rainbows. It is known that they are unpopular. Restricting personal liberty.