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Nigel Farage. Gammon faced boomer pretending to be a farmer by wearing a light brown flat cap and a Barbour jacket.

Controversy over Farage house actually bought by girlfriend

Farage claimed to have bought a house in Clacton which turned out to have been bought by his girlfriend. People are shocked that he has a girlfriend.

By Eli Twonk

May 24, 2025August 15, 2025

Keir Starmer patting a confused looking Donald Trump. Trump looks like he is trying to remember if he put his diaper on today.

General

UK trade deal with US to include gammon exports

The US cannot get enough of Piers Morgan and Farage. Others to be exported include Truss and Hopkins. Others?

By Karsic Karl

May 9, 2025August 15, 2025

Politics

Reform voter convinced that hedge fund managers and billionaires care about workers

Farage going on about immigrants has convinced him to vote Reform Ltd even though he can not recall any other policies.

By Karsic Karl

May 7, 2025August 15, 2025

Orange lifeboat with a picture of Nigel Farage on the side. Text: Buy a new RNLI hovercraft - The Flying Farage

General

Farage lifeboat fund nearly reaches goal

A fund to buy a new RNLI boat named after Farage has nearly reached its goal. Named the Flying Farage it will be more use than its namesake.
~PB

By Dr Paul Brady

February 8, 2025August 15, 2025

The Distracted Boy friend photo with The face of Farage on the shoulders of the girlfriend, Musk on the boyfriend looking at the passing woman with the face of Trump

Entertainment

Bromance hitting the rocks?

Our gossip columnist delves into a Trans-Atlantic bromance. Can it survive the gulf between them? Does the age difference make it doomed to failure?
~ERM

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

January 10, 2025August 15, 2025

Nigel Farage looking like a cartoon rural-type with a wax jacket and flat cap. Behind him are two Fox hunters on horses wearing scarlet jackets and black helmets

Politics

Farage totally lost

Not only is man-of-the-people Farage struggling to find Clacton, but he can not find the working people he claims to support.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

December 27, 2024August 15, 2025

Politics

Farage farmer’s rally shock

Farage was excluded from the list of politicians invited to speak at the Farmers rally at Downing Street. People were shocked that he is in the UK.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

November 21, 2024August 15, 2025

Nigel Farage with a drink in his hand with one arm round the waist of Emily Hewterson, a young blonde woman wearing a black dress

Politics

Was Farage milkshake attack a stunt?

Pictures have emerged of the girlfriend of Reform UK Party Ltd press officer who shares an uncanny similarity to the woman who supposedly threw a milkshake at Farage.
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By Eli Twonk

June 4, 2024August 15, 2025

Young blonde woman throwing yummy banana milkshake at Nigel Farage — Bem Stansall via Getty Images

Politics

Anger over milkshake incident with Nigel Farage

During his first day of campaigning Farage had a banana milkshake thrown at him. There has been outrage from MacDonalds fans, food poverty and vegan groups. Banana growers have yet to determine their position.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

June 4, 2024August 15, 2025