The US cannot get enough of Piers Morgan and Farage. Others to be exported include Truss and Hopkins. Others?
UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer and US shit gibbon Donald Trump have come to a fairly limited and piss poor trade deal. Reduced tariffs on UK exports of 100,000 cars along with steel and aluminium exports. The Indian owners of Jaguar Land Rover and the German owners of Bentley are certainly celebrating this news.
Included in the trade deal were agricultural products, although the details are limited. The UK is hoping to offload as much gammon as possible on the US. They already pretty much have Farage who has a strong aversion to being anywhere near Clacton. Piers Morgan is in the US most of the time. Truss is a big hit with the MAGA crowd and really does make Trump look competent by comparison so they are sure to want her.
Other prime lumps of gammon that are likely to be exported include Lee ’30p’ Anderson, Katie Hopkins who has lost touch with reality and Laurence Fox. Nominations are invited for inclusion in this amazing deal. Feel free to add your nominations in the comments below.
The aluminium deal is good news for the Alvance aluminium smelting plant in Scotland, which is one of the greenest producers of aluminium.
There is concern that the agricultural deal might include hormone riddled beef, chlorinated chicken and the foul shit they think is cheese.