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SNP announce new audit team

Following the departure of their previous auditors the Scottish National Party have announced their new audtoors. Photo by cottonbro studio: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-wearing-brown-coat-holding-man-in-beige-long-sleeves-shirt-10143621/

By Eli Twonk

May 27, 2023May 27, 2023

General

Stupid people give up on right to be heard

A consortium of wingnuts led by Robert Kennedy Jnr were taking various news organisations to court because they are collaborating to boycott the disinformation and drivel that the wingnut consortium are promoting. They have now dropped the case.

By Dr Paul Brady

May 27, 2023January 15, 2024

Politics

Boris Johnson denies parties at Chequers

Boris Johnson categorically denies being at parties at Chequers. “I was too busy having parties at Downing Street to attend parties at Chequers”.

By Dr Paul Brady

May 26, 2023May 26, 2023

Politics

Rishi Sunak, big in Japan

The UK Prime Minister felt very comfortable in Japan. Meeting the Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida he didn’t feel like a munchkin as he usually does when meeting anyone.

By Eli Twonk

May 22, 2023May 22, 2023

Politics

Know me by the company I keep: Brandon Lewis

The former Secretary of State for Justice and Lord Chancellor has been busy scooping up jobs and renewing acquaintances since being sacked. His friends tell us all we need to know about him. One is a bit of an islamophobe.

By Dr Paul Brady

May 22, 2023February 15, 2024

Advice

five tips to save money with meat

Excruciata Reees-Mog shares invaluable tips to save money with meat to help those struggling with the cost of living crisis

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

May 21, 2023February 15, 2024

General

Angry bigot takes action on dictionaries

Annoyed at all the ‘woke’ language around him Chuck Hisiphit (53) has decided it is time to take action. His wife is a member of Moans for Liberty and they’ve been inspired.

By Eli Twonk

May 21, 2023February 15, 2024

Politics

River Lim: it’s my own fault really

With the findings that the River Lim in Dorset is ecologically dead, we approached the river for comments. River Lim admits that it made mistakes.

By Eli Twonk

May 17, 2023February 15, 2024

General

University of Life recalls some degrees

As the famous University of Life starts the journey to become a recognised education establishment they are reviewing previous degrees handed out over the years.

By Dr Paul Brady

May 15, 2023February 15, 2024

General

I recycle my beer cans. What else do you want me to f*cking do?

Angry boomer thinks he is doing enough to stop climate change. He definitely wants everybody to stop going on about it.

By Eli Twonk

May 15, 2023February 15, 2024