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A Starbucks coffee shop. A white corner building with large windows on either side. One person standing outside while another is walking away. — geffroy.stephane | TripAdvisor

Starbucks have no idea why people dislike them

The muiltinational company built on cynical tax strategies and exploiting workers cannot understand why people no longer flock to their coffee shops.

By Karsic Karl

December 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Dark Cloudy sky over mountains and hills

General

Aurora UK, whoopty f#cking do

While the rest of the world are sharing stunning aurora photos the UK are pretending they were not that bothered.

By Eli Twonk

November 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Donald Trump speaking at a podium with his right hand raised and pointing. He.is wearing a dark navy blue suit, white shirt and purple tie. — Image licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic license.

Entertainment

Concocted outrage at editing of a serial liar

The BBC have tied themselves in knots over the edit of a one hour incoherent ramble over a year ago.

By Eli Twonk

November 10, 2025November 10, 2025

The Union flag waving in a breeze with a blue sky and a few white clouds in the background.

General

Reform conundrum. Cancel flags or cancel Christmas

Reform led Kent Council have to decide who to upset. The flag sh@ggers or the normal people who like Christmas lights.

By Karsic Karl

November 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Facebook post by Nigel Farage with text; Never trust a Tory

General

Swivel eyed loon makes comment most people can get behind

Ex-Tory with a party comprised of ex-Tories recommends not trusting Tories. Nobody is disagreeing.

By Karsic Karl

October 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'

Politics

Outrage at minorities on TV

When Reform MPs bother to put in a parliament appearance they only have 5 seats. Which minority gets too much media attention?

By Eli Twonk

October 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Politics

Nottinghamshire to invest in flag shagging

The Reform led county council has solved all its funding challenges and is to spend £75,000 on flags. Great news for flag fans!

By Eli Twonk

October 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Two Palestinian children standing on a pile of rubble surrounded by destroyed buildings. — Image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic license.

General

Gazans send messages of support to Portland

War ravaged streets with scenes of desolation and suffering, the citizens of Portland in their bunkers find solace in support from the people of Gaza

By Eli Twonk

September 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Keir Starmer wearing a black jacket, white shirt and red tie. He has his left hand held out palm down. — This image is licensed under the United Kingdom Open Government Licence v3.0

Politics

Starmer – absolutely no IDea

Least popular PM attempts to woo electorate with least popular policy.

By Karsic Karl

September 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Header of NIJ report with the title, What NIJ Research Tells Us About Domestic Terrorism. Additional text, NIJ-funded research projects have led to a better understanding of the processes that result in violent action, factors that increase the risk of radicalizing to violence, and how best to prevent and respond to violent extremism.

General

DoJ hiding inconvenient facts about domestic terrorism

Luckily there is a copy of the report that 84% of domestic terrorism incidents are by white supremacists just-in-case the DoJ lose their’s. Oops.

By Dr Paul Brady

September 15, 2025September 15, 2025