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Badenoch: determined to succeed at any cost

The Tory leadership race is down to two candidates, and Badenoch is determined to let Tories know how determined she is to push Tory ideas through. Selling her granny is just the beginning.

Badenoch is on a mission to persuade fellow Tories that she is never going to be swayed by namby-pamby notions such as compassion, empathy.or sentiment. Not only has she vowed to sell her own granny, she will sell the grannies of all the Tory MPs. She has challenged them, “If you don’t want to sell your own granny you don’t deserve to be in the Conservative Party”.

Not satisfied with this she has also vowed to put all homeless people to work in quarries arguing that they would have somewhere to sleep so would be better off.

Sensing this is not enough Badenoch has decided that all kittens and puppies must be got rid off. She is advocating this as a boost for the sack and brick making industries.

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