In a case of wokery gone bonkers, a man is protesting outside Boots because of their sales of facepacks. He had struggled to find something to get angry about and after spotting a news item realised that facepacks were it.
Lou Briccant (31) likes being angry and will rant on about anything. As he has grown a bit older he likes to have some kind of excuse so he can feel like a hero.
When he spotted a news article showing a woman wearing a facepack he decided that she was doing a blackface. Even though he has never been bothered about race discrimination he had heard about controversies involving famous people who had blacked up for parties or films.
He went down to his local Boots store and started raining at any women who tried to get to the shelf with the facepacks.
If you can’t get to the facepack shelf but need one…
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