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Five pound note with portrait of Winston Churchill.

People will soon forget who Ray Winstone was

The cancellation of the great man has already begun. The legend who declared ‘I will fight your monster’ will be forgotten.

By Karsic Karl

March 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Nigel Farage looking angry while holding a sign saying "stop the woke notes" There is a light blue background with a picture of a five pound note featuring Winston Churchill in the top left corner

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Farage slams more Green wokery

Frog-faced fascist slams open public consultation over redesign of bank notes. Greens blamed for cancelling Churchill.

By Eli Twonk

March 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Crowds of people gathered in Minnesota State Capitol as part of the national “No Kings” day of protes

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Minneapolis protesters still waiting for payments

Protestors are still waiting for their payments for the No Kings Day protests. Uncertainty regarding overtime and hourly rates believed to be cause of delay.

By Eli Twonk

January 29, 2026January 29, 2026

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Trump supports search for extraterrestrials

With civil war brewing as well as war with former US allies he is running out of options for his war mongering. He is hoping to declare war on another planet.

By Eli Twonk

January 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Man in a white tee shirt shouting and looking angry

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Man lost track of what he should be shouting at

Having shouted at hotels, festive trees, ERASMUS and wind turbines one angry middle-aged white man cannot figure out what he should be shouting at next week.

By Karsic Karl

January 19, 2026January 19, 2026