Category: General

Young climate activist Greta Thunberg (19) is in hospital after news of Andrew Tate’s arrest.

By Eli Twonk

December 30, 2022January 13, 2024

Greta Thunberg responded to a provocation by Andrew Tate (professional misogynist and general pillock) by subtly casting doubt on his penis size. For a social media influencer his comeback was pathetic.

By Eli Twonk

December 29, 2022January 13, 2024

We speak to an expert for our times who says “Who needs training, experience and qualifications to be an expert? I’ve got a dog and a phone with a camera on it so I can put stuff on Utube. My dog’s still alive so I must be expert at it”. He shares his wisdom on three breeds to avoid.

By Dr Paul Brady

December 19, 2022January 13, 2024

Is Jeremy Clarkson following the Kanye West self destruct path? Is he a tired old tosser ineptly trying to shock people for attention? Or has he reached that age when the social filters crumble as senility kicks in?

By Eli Twonk

December 18, 2022January 13, 2024

Lefties and Socialists woke up today to get excited about the headlines that Boris is to deported. Imagine their disappointment…

By Eli Twonk

December 15, 2022January 13, 2024

The end of the year is when newspapers and TV channels resort to the cheap padding that lists offer.

By Eli Twonk

December 14, 2022January 13, 2024

In an exchange worthy of the late Prince Philip, Lady Susan Hussey single-handedly set back the progress of racial awareness in the Royal household by three decades.

By Eli Twonk

November 30, 2022January 13, 2024