We speak to an expert for our times who says “Who needs training, experience and qualifications to be an expert? I’ve got a dog and a phone with a camera on it so I can put stuff on Utube. My dog’s still alive so I must be expert at it”. He shares his wisdom on three breeds to avoid.
Arthur Williamton is a large chap in his early thirties with a trendy beard, a jolly disposition and a dog. He readily admits that his most important skills were learnt as a market stall trader at Alfreton market. “You just learn the skill of talking and rolling along all day that keeps the punters ‘appy. Most of them don’t get to talk to no-one all day and you give them a bit of time and banter and they’ll roll over so you can stroke their bellies”.
We get onto top three breeds to avoid.
Daschunds – they are well mental. Whoever thought of breeding a dog that would scrape his todger on the ground needs seeing to.
Red Setters – possibly the thickest and doziest animal on the planet. Seriously, these are lacking in the brain department.
Alsations – bit of a surprise eh? Well me and my mates did some research on this. We got a load of different breeds and fed them the same. We smelt all their farts, and man the Alsatians have the most minging farts. They are off the scale.
There you have if. The word of an expert. I don’t get paid enough to produce this crap.
Photo by Anna Shvets: https://www.pexels.com/photo/white-and-black-french-bulldog-4587991/