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Pornster Bonnie Blue surrounded by four uninformed officers wearing navy blue shirts and trousers with blue protective gloves on their hands. — X | Bonnie Blue

Reform finally receives credible endorsement

Performance artist Bonnie Blue has declared her support for Reform UK Ltd. She is attracted by the large number of members.

By Eli Twonk

December 13, 2025December 13, 2025

Screen grab of a Telegraph news article Image is of Liz Truss and Nigel Farage at a desk. Text is: Civil service full of trans activists sabotaged my leadership, Liz Truss tells Republicans. — Telegraph | https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2024/02/22/liz-truss-donald-trump-cpac-blames-trans-state-blame/

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Nation grateful to its trans Civil Servants

The re-emergence of Liz Truss in her YouTube show is a timely reminder of the debt of gratitude the UK has to its transgender civil servants.

By Karsic Karl

December 10, 2025December 12, 2025

Boxes of plastic trees in Tesco store labelled Evergreen.

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People who shouted at hotels now shouting at plastic trees

This year’s variation on ‘they are cancelling Christmas’ is all about the fake trees sold in Tesco stores.

By Karsic Karl

November 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Book cover featuring a photo of Donald Trump. Title is Trump the art of the capitulation

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Trump relaunches his book

Just in time for his Ukrainian peace deal, Trump launches an update of his seminal book with a new title. The Art of the Capitulation.

By Eli Twonk

November 23, 2025November 23, 2025

A scruffy blue bus shelter with windows painted with St George flag. White background with red cross

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Ultimate patriotic make over

Flag sh@ggers have moved on from roundabouts to more ambitious projects.The skill on display is remarkable.

By Karsic Karl

November 19, 2025November 20, 2025

Entrance to Cameron Barracks army accommodation base. Double black steel gates between sturdy stone pillars. A steel arched sign over the gates carries the name - Cameron Barracks

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Stick migrants in barracks – no not those ones!

Calls for migrants to be moved from hotels to army camps have been heeded, but folk still are not happy.

By Eli Twonk

November 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Dark Cloudy sky over mountains and hills

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Aurora UK, whoopty f#cking do

While the rest of the world are sharing stunning aurora photos the UK are pretending they were not that bothered.

By Eli Twonk

November 12, 2025November 12, 2025

A large arched section of a bridge being lowered into place by crane over a river

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New river bridge in Nottingham cements city’s reputation

For being the most miserable bunch of c*nts in the East Midlands.

By Eli Twonk

November 11, 2025November 12, 2025

The Union flag waving in a breeze with a blue sky and a few white clouds in the background.

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Reform conundrum. Cancel flags or cancel Christmas

Reform led Kent Council have to decide who to upset. The flag sh@ggers or the normal people who like Christmas lights.

By Karsic Karl

November 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Prince Andrew wearing a grey jacket, white shirt and light blue tie. — Image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license.

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The Windsor formerly known as Prince to drop all names

Having lost all his titles and after pressure from people with the names Andrew or Windsor he has relinquished those as well.

By Eli Twonk

November 2, 2025November 2, 2025