Now she has time on her hands various business ventures are being floated that really play to her brand. Being in government stifled her vision. Constant whining about things being illegal or unacceptable were a barrier to her creativity and vision.
While taking part in pantomimes as the wicked witch is fine for the short term, it is seasonal work. Her team of business development consultants are working to come up with business opportunities that really work with her carefully crafted public personna.
Possibilities they are working with at the moment include:
- A chimney sweeping business sending children up chimneys.
- Selling tents taken from homeless people .
- Providing gruel to the unemployed
- Developing a ‘gaydar’ to determine if asylum applicants are gay.
- Events coordinator for the English Defence League.
- Cyber security advisor, don’t send confidential government information to a Gmail account.
- Lifestyle and fashion advisor for the destitute.