From next week X will not allow vowels in tweets. Elon Musk has announced that this will be a “grt mprvmnt fr fr spch”. News organisations who post messages have said “wht _ tssr”. X fans love it.
The change of name from Twitter to X was all part of a cohesive plan leading up to this innovative move. Many X fans have already embraced this and taken to posting mostly incomprehensible garbage, so not much has changed. The Taliban who are great supporters of X have endorsed this. A spokesman said “we originally thought the change to X was a nod to what we see through our rifle scopes when we are targeting innocent people, but now see the bigger plan”.
“Vowels are what corrupts the minds of Western dogs”. He went on to inform us that there are no dedicated vowels in the written Arabic language which is what helps make them superior.
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