Prince Andrew wearing a grey jacket, white shirt and light blue tie.
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The Windsor formerly known as Prince to drop all names

Having lost all his titles and after pressure from people with the names Andrew or Windsor he has relinquished those as well.

The disgraced former prince having lost all his titles has come under mounting pressure from all the people named Andrew. They all feel tainted by having the same first name as the former royal. All the people with the family name Windsor are similarly unhappy.

The suggestion of referring to him as Pizza Man was rejected by pizza fans. Likewise Mr Sweaty was not a popular choice with various sweaty people such as the comedian Lee Evans.

With all alternatives being rejected the only options left were for him to be referred to as an emoji. The poop emoji has been selected as his new name.

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