The encrypted messaging service to block invites to discussions about war plans. Even Nigerian millionaires are complaining.
With the growing number of complaints from people who have been invited to join in discussions about war plans by the US Secretary of Defense, Signal have decided it is time to implement stricter protocols. A Signal spokesperson has commented, “we are getting concerned messages from a wide range of people including vicars, truck drivers, farm workers. It is getting out of hand”.
One anonymous older person has complained that they hardly ever get messages from young women wanting a sugar daddy anymore. It’s just a constant stream of should we bomb Yemen? How many planes should we send? Those poor young ladies hardly get a look in now.
Several Nigerian millionaire princes needing help to move funds have also been in touch. They are being swamped out by the war chat invites. It has to stop.