The former partner of Russell Brand has signed up for the first trip to the moon to get as far away as possible from Brand.
Perry (Scorpio) joined Lauren Sánchez, Gayle King, Amanda Nguyen, Aisha Bowe and Kerianne Flynn for the 11 minute flight. The Blue Origin rocket, which looks so phallic that it can not be an accident, took the all female crew 62 miles above the earth.
Perry commented that while it might seem like a long way up, it was still not far enough. Being as far away from dick head Russell Brand as humanly possible was her main motivation. “It was great, but really not far away enough. Being on the same planet as that twat is a burden. I have told Bezos to sign me up for the first trip to the moon. Money is no object”.
We could have asked Brand for a comment but nobody with any self respect cares what he says.