After arguing that Biden’s Executive Orders don’t count because of alleged use of autopen, Trump takes aim at the Second Amendment.
Following his attacks on Biden’s Executive Orders giving himself and his family immunity from future prosecutions because of the alleged use of an autopen for the signature, his imperial majesty the King of MAGA has taken a close look at the constitution.
On inspecting the signed copy of the Second Amendment he noticed that it was not signed with a Sharpie pen or a crayon. This seems very suspicious to Trump who has never been allowed a grown up pen in case he hurt himself. While growing up his mother would always put a cork on the end of his fork in case he stabbed himself in the eye. Knives were always blunt ended ones for the same reason.
Being unfamiliar with ink pens, and of course quills, Trump can not fathom how the Second Amendment document was signed. With the firm idea that the document was not signed in any way that he can recognise, he is convinced it is bogus. As soon as Elon lets him out of his nursery he plans to declare it nullified.