ReformUKLtd – The Daily Twerk

Nigel Farage looking angry while holding a sign saying "stop the woke notes" There is a light blue background with a picture of a five pound note featuring Winston Churchill in the top left corner

General

Farage slams more Green wokery

Frog-faced fascist slams open public consultation over redesign of bank notes. Greens blamed for cancelling Churchill.

By Eli Twonk

March 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'

Politics

Farage definitely not working for Putin

Voting against plans to tackle Russian interference in EU parliament and a party member in prison for taking Russian bribes not for Putin’s benefits.

By Eli Twonk

December 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Screen grab of Reform UK Facebook post with a picture of Nigel Farage. Message text: Reform UK are pleased to announce we have opened a bank account with Lloyds. This is a landmark moment for the professionalisation of out party. The word party has a strike through it and the text added - private limited company.

Politics

Farage can now clean out under his bed

With great fanfare Reform announced they have finally established a bank account – seven years after setting up the company.

By Eli Twonk

December 7, 2025December 7, 2025

The Union flag waving in a breeze with a blue sky and a few white clouds in the background.

General

Reform conundrum. Cancel flags or cancel Christmas

Reform led Kent Council have to decide who to upset. The flag sh@ggers or the normal people who like Christmas lights.

By Karsic Karl

November 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Politics

Fascists upset about being labelled as fascists

Reform Ltd are upset that their fascist rhetoric is being labelled as fascist to schoolchildren. The Pope is angry about being labelled Catholic.

By Karsic Karl

November 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Politics

Outrage at minorities on TV

When Reform MPs bother to put in a parliament appearance they only have 5 seats. Which minority gets too much media attention?

By Eli Twonk

October 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Politics

Farage pitch for Welsh elections: bring back choo-choo trains

Farage plans to turn Wales in to an Industrial Revolution theme park.

By Eli Twonk

June 10, 2025August 15, 2025

Zia Yusuf. Man with a dark complexion and neat dark hair in a dark grey suit with a white shirt and pale blue tie. He is standing behind a sign that says Reform UK against a light blue background.

Politics

Reform chairman commits to less waste – of his time

The Reform chairman and mastermind of their DOGE copy has decided that Reform is a waste of his time.

By Karsic Karl

June 6, 2025August 15, 2025

County Hall, administration centre for Nottinghamshire County Council. A five story stone and brick building with a tree in front.

Politics

Reform taking it easy in Nottinghamshire

Reform councillors in Nottinghamshire have opted to reduce workplace stress by making June a rest month.

By Dr Paul Brady

June 3, 2025August 15, 2025

Nigel Farage. Gammon faced boomer pretending to be a farmer by wearing a light brown flat cap and a Barbour jacket.

Politics

Reform voter convinced that hedge fund managers and billionaires care about workers

Farage going on about immigrants has convinced him to vote Reform Ltd even though he can not recall any other policies.

By Karsic Karl

May 7, 2025August 15, 2025