NigelFarage – The Daily Twerk

Five pound note with portrait of Winston Churchill.

People will soon forget who Ray Winstone was

The cancellation of the great man has already begun. The legend who declared ‘I will fight your monster’ will be forgotten.

By Karsic Karl

March 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Nigel Farage looking angry while holding a sign saying "stop the woke notes" There is a light blue background with a picture of a five pound note featuring Winston Churchill in the top left corner

General

Farage slams more Green wokery

Frog-faced fascist slams open public consultation over redesign of bank notes. Greens blamed for cancelling Churchill.

By Eli Twonk

March 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'

Politics

Farage definitely not working for Putin

Voting against plans to tackle Russian interference in EU parliament and a party member in prison for taking Russian bribes not for Putin’s benefits.

By Eli Twonk

December 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Screen grab of Reform UK Facebook post with a picture of Nigel Farage. Message text: Reform UK are pleased to announce we have opened a bank account with Lloyds. This is a landmark moment for the professionalisation of out party. The word party has a strike through it and the text added - private limited company.

Politics

Farage can now clean out under his bed

With great fanfare Reform announced they have finally established a bank account – seven years after setting up the company.

By Eli Twonk

December 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Politics

Fascists upset about being labelled as fascists

Reform Ltd are upset that their fascist rhetoric is being labelled as fascist to schoolchildren. The Pope is angry about being labelled Catholic.

By Karsic Karl

November 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Facebook post by Nigel Farage with text; Never trust a Tory

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Swivel eyed loon makes comment most people can get behind

Ex-Tory with a party comprised of ex-Tories recommends not trusting Tories. Nobody is disagreeing.

By Karsic Karl

October 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Politics

Outrage at minorities on TV

When Reform MPs bother to put in a parliament appearance they only have 5 seats. Which minority gets too much media attention?

By Eli Twonk

October 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Rod Stewart with his model railway and the text "give Nigel Farage a chance"

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Model railway enthusiasts upset over Rod Stewart

Ahead of his Glastonbury appearance he expressed support for Farage. Model railway enthusiasts are mortified.

By Eli Twonk

July 5, 2025August 15, 2025

Politics

Farage pitch for Welsh elections: bring back choo-choo trains

Farage plans to turn Wales in to an Industrial Revolution theme park.

By Eli Twonk

June 10, 2025August 15, 2025

Zia Yusuf. Man with a dark complexion and neat dark hair in a dark grey suit with a white shirt and pale blue tie. He is standing behind a sign that says Reform UK against a light blue background.

Politics

Reform chairman commits to less waste – of his time

The Reform chairman and mastermind of their DOGE copy has decided that Reform is a waste of his time.

By Karsic Karl

June 6, 2025August 15, 2025