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Man in a white tee shirt shouting and looking angry

Man lost track of what he should be shouting at

Having shouted at hotels, festive trees, ERASMUS and wind turbines one angry middle-aged white man cannot figure out what he should be shouting at next week.

By Karsic Karl

January 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Boxes of plastic trees in Tesco store labelled Evergreen.

General

People who shouted at hotels now shouting at plastic trees

This year’s variation on ‘they are cancelling Christmas’ is all about the fake trees sold in Tesco stores.

By Karsic Karl

November 25, 2025November 25, 2025

St George flags on lampposts along the side of a road — duncanpaylor-Instagram

Life Style

Gammon undecided about weekend plans

Weekends have often been a bit dull. Now with many options such as shouting at hotels or putting up flags it is hard to decide what to do.

By Excruciata Reees-Mog

October 14, 2025November 1, 2025

General

Angry white middle-aged man angry at being called an angry white middle-aged man

Blokes who lIke to express their love for England by beating up police officers, setting fire to libraries and intimidating asylum seekers angry at being called angry.

By Eli Twonk

October 12, 2025October 12, 2025

pyramid stage Glastonbury during the day with a large crowd gathered in front

Entertainment

Gammon Stream Media and their Glastonbury love affair

From beginning to end Glastonbury has been a treat for irrelevant gammons who have never been there and are never likely to.

By Karsic Karl

July 1, 2025August 15, 2025