Keir Starmer. This image is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International license.

Ideas about Labour policies met with ridicule

Up until recently Keir Starmer and the Labour Party have enjoyed impressive opinion poll leads over the Tories and their revolving door style of leadership. These leads have been due to Starmer just not being Boris Johnson or Liz Truss. Suggestions that it might help to have some tangible policies just in case have been met with ridicule.

Labour strategists are so confident with the Labour opinion poll leads that they are dispensing with the usual tactics of having policies. A few bland statements on things like antisocial behaviour with no details on delivery is all they have come up with. They spent more time picking the font for the meme slagging off Rishi Sunak. A strategist laughed at the idea of having any policies. “No one can remember them even when they are written down and stuffed through letterboxes”.

Keir Starmer said something at a news conference today but all the journalists failed to recall anything interesting he said. “I zoned out for a while” one correspondent reported.

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