A Beatles tribute band from the 90s have announced that they are reforming. It was either that or Celebrity Love Island to get them over their mid-life crisis.
Fans of the dirge-laden take on The Beatles that became popular in the 90s will be excited with the news that Oasis are reforming for a world tour next year. For the majority of people the good news is that it is a year away, and most of the tour is likely to be outside the UK.
Producers of Celebrity Love Island are still optimistic of getting the Gallagher brothers as they reckon that they will be desperate for a platform to show the world how much they disdain everything.
Bookmakers are offering odds on how soon the next punch-up will be. “They can’t help themselves. The first sneary glance and they will be at each other’s throats”. Another bookmaker commented that, “The fights are the only interesting thing about them. The music is mediocre at best”.