The new must-have fashion accessory is a brightly coloured scarf from Acne Studios. Just a snip at £240. The delivery is free.
Trixie Belend (27) gushed that it was so versatile that it was essential. “The rainbow coloured ones go with most outfits. What other scarf could do that?”.
With a large conspicuous label it offers the greatest bang for your conspicuous-brand-ownership buck than any other luxury item. This is important for people who are concerned that anyone might think they would buy cheap clothes.
Anna Filaxis (Virgo) told a homeless man that the blend of alpaca, wool, nylon and mohair made it a bit warmer than a regular wool scarf which also made it essential in the winters that are no way as cold as winters thirty years ago. When asked if it was warmer than a fleece scarf Anna had wandered off
To further add to the versatility of this amazing necessity, it can also be used as a wrap in air conditioned office, because switching off the air conditioning in an office in winter just isn’t the done to thing.