Shock news – tabloid newspaper reveals celebrities can get old

In a shock revelation The Daily Sun has revealed that celebrities get old in a similar way to dull and insignificant people such as their readers. In a ground breaking exposé a hack spends a minute using cutting edge technology to reveal the unbelievable truth.

In a desperate attempt to fill column inches without having to pay for proper journalists with ability to report on actual news worthy stories The Daily Sun gets a freelance hack to sped about a minute with cutting edge technology, an internet search engine, to find pictures of old celebrities when they were young.

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The shocking revelation that Helen Mirren, pictured at the top in 1967, looks very different 57 years later. In a further stunning revelation it seems that celebrities are a bit like other humans and are affected by the ageing process in a similar way to lesser mortals. They of course do it with more style and in an interesting way.

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