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Stuart Hill. Elderly white man with a white beard Wearing jeans and a green coat in front of a parked car

Sovereign Citizen who claims laws don’t apply to him is jailed

A professional bellend has been locked up, but he is undaunted. At least he will not be bothering the lifeboats for a while.

By Eli Twonk

June 12, 2025August 15, 2025

Two elderly white couples sitting on a bench outside

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Rebel horrified friends as they set out for a walk

Friends were concerned over the bizarre behaviour. They were dumbfounded when they realised what he had done. This click-bait byline wil not disappoint.

By Karsic Karl

May 27, 2025August 15, 2025

UK beach scene in summer. A yellow sandy beach with lots of people with seaty, umbrellas and wind breaks. People are playing in the blue sea in the distance. Broadstairs in Kent.

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Boomers on social media getting ready to be the first to post…

With the predictions of a heatwave next week the boomers of social media are getting ready to see who can be first to post – it’s bloody summer innit.

By Eli Twonk

April 25, 2025August 15, 2025

Old man in shorts. White man with glasses and thinning hair wearing blue denim shorts and a white vest standing in front of a lawn with a house in the background.

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First sighting of man in shorts heralds summer

Summer is officially here with this sighting of an old man in shorts in Bolton.

By Eli Twonk

April 25, 2025August 15, 2025

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Signal to upgrade security

The encrypted messaging service to block invites to discussions about war plans.
Even Nigerian millionaires are complaining.

By Karsic Karl

April 22, 2025August 15, 2025

Ozzy Osbourne eating a breadcrumb coated item in the shape of a bat. There are various other breadcrumb coated bats on the table in front of him. There is also a large bucket of bats. The bucket has black vertical stripes with a stylised image of Ozzy Osbourne and the writing, SFB. Sabbath Fried Bats

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Ozzy offers to help with supplying school meals

With Spain requiring schools to serve fresh fruit and vegetables, people have been concerned about similar ‘nonsense’ in the UK. Ozzy has offered to help.

By Karsic Karl

April 16, 2025August 15, 2025

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Facebook user loses his sh#t over annoying app pop-up

Man reaches the end of his patience. Life has been blighted by this pop-up that keeps appearing.

By Karsic Karl

April 11, 2025August 15, 2025

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Coworkers despair as colleague announces she has put all her money into stocks

Thinking the best time to buy shares is when the value is low, one bright spark thinks she will be a millionaire when the share prices recover on Monday.

By Eli Twonk

April 5, 2025August 15, 2025