Suella Braverman, this image is licensed under the United Kingdom Open Government Licence v3.0.

Suella Braverman now available for pantomimes

Her agent is busy contacting theatres around the country to see if anyone wants a wicked witch for their pantomime productions. What a great opportunity for a pantomime to have a truly evil witch.

Now that Suella Braverman has time on her hands her agent is busy looking at options. He is looking into options that really play to her public personna as the embodiment of evil.

The Reform Party had been contacted but stated that they were not yet ready for that level of hatred and evile, but suggested she get back to them in a year. Walk on parts in horror movies are being explored. The bonus is that they won’t need costly make up, costumes or prosthetics. She can just walk on as she is.

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