The women of Moms for Libtardy are the ones who studied lipstick at school. Easily confused and easily manipulated. At a recent meeting where they were being told that thinking for themselves was bad and they had to agree with their husbands, a group of them shared what they knew about what was being taught.
Mathematics
How could Ginger Vitus (34) hope to understand what was in a maths text book when she zoned out at five years old? “I don’t know much about numbers’n’stuff but I know what integration is and we ain’tnt having any of that round here”.
Physics
“My daughter came home and told me that they had been doing experiments with Young’s Slits. I didn’t need to know anymore. Any type of interference with slits is wrong” – Iona Ford (bottle blonde).
Geography
When Carrie Oakey (Gemini) looked through her son’s geography school book she was horrified. Not only were there words with more than two syllables (an abomination in the eyes of the Lord), there was a section talking about denudation leading to blowouts. “I think we all know what is happening there!”. She was further shocked to see mention of brownfields land, “that Critical Race Theory is getting everywhere”.
Chemistry
Laura Lynne Hardy (back of the bike shed) wasn’t surprised that chemistry was a heathen den of iniquity with so many foreigners involved: Raoult, Avogadro, Beer–Lambert, Flick, Gay-Lussac, Hess, van der Waal and others.
“I was shocked I tell you. Double bonds is obviously about kinky sex and flash points are where men go to expose themselves. It took me a while to figure out elution but reckon it’s something like evolution which is a sin. With all them foreigners involved with their hard drinking evil ways it don’t surprise me that they want our American boys getting involved with inpissation. They might want to try hiding it up in a fancy word but I ain’t dumb”.
Biology
Jean Poole (cakes and pickling) knew everything she needed to know about biology,
She went straight to the reproductive biology section to trigger her outrage. She knew that there was only male and female and that stuff about XXY, hermaphrodites, Fragile X syndrome, Klinefelter syndrome and all the rest were just woke rubbish made up to confuse the gullible. “Ain’t no-one going to tell me these are real. I ain’t never seen them”.