Bonkers environazis ranting about plastics in rivers are attacking the environmental impact of Halloween skeletons. Their solution doesn’t bear thinking about.
Decorating houses with plastic bats, spiders and skeletons has been a long standing Halloween tradition for the past twenty years. Having been largely ignored in the UK until about thirty years ago, Supermarkets and other fine purveyors of cheap plastic shit have been pushing Halloween as an opportunity to sell more tat.
Green zealots and other killjoy puritans are now using the environmental impact of completely pointless plastic as an excuse to suck the fun out of what is really a bit of a non-event. Will no-one think of the plastic novelty decoration manufacturers?
Polanski wants to dig up the dead
Polanski has have now gone too far down the road of climate change driven insanity. With absolutely no sense of shame or respect for the dead, he is suggesting that instead of plastic skeletons people should use real ones. That’s right. Dig up real living dead bodies to use as decorations.
Some sick Green Party members have even suggested customising them by swapping parts from animals such as deer. These are very sick people and we must stand up and say no!
There have been a few brave dissenting voices such as the kale munchers. They have complained that it wasn’t vegan. It wasn’t VEGAN!! So no problem with morality just that dead meat might be involved. These people really need to work on their morals.
Any supermarket that offers real skeletons as decorators must be boycotted!!