Having shouted at hotels, festive trees, ERASMUS and wind turbines one angry middle-aged white man cannot figure out what he should be shouting at next week.
Stu Peede (36) spent most of his summer shouting at hotels. As he wasn’t sure which hotels in particular he should be shouting at he alternated between a Travelodge and a Premier Inn. In the autumn he switched to shouting at wind turbines. There aren’t any large wine farms near his house so he went to the nearby canal and shouted at narrowboats that has small wind turbines on them.
With the announcement of the UK rejoining the European Erasmus scheme in December urgent action was required. This was obviously a sneaky way to rejoin the EU and let in hordes of foreigners while sending young British adults abroad to become infected with foreign ways. The nearest University was miles away so he made do with shouting at a sixth form college.
Now he is uncertain what he should be shouting at and whether he had time to go shouting at all the things he needed to shout at. His usual go to for updates on what to be angry about is Rupert Lowe (MP for Great Yarmouth) on Facebook. One of his latest rants was about Nigel Farage going to the World Economic Forum meeting. Peede had absolutely no idea what to shout at for this one. He has decided to mumble at traffic lights for a while until things become clearer.
