Annoyed at all the ‘woke’ language around him Chuck Hisiphit (53) has decided it is time to take action. His wife is a member of Moans for Liberty and they’ve been inspired.
Chuck is very annoyed that there are people who seem to be content being gay or trans. He has a miserable life doing a job he hates for very little money with a wife who doesn’t respect and adore him and two grown up children who rarely visit because he moans at them all the time. He just reckons it’s down to ‘lack of respect ‘, which gives him something else to moan about. Chuck can’t bear the thought of anyone being happy.
A couple of weeks ago he decided to take action by editing his Word dictionary to remove all the words that annoyed him, but that wasn’t enough. It felt a bit hollow. Last week he took it up a notch. Dictionaries.
He was going to remove clitoris but couldn’t find it.
As he didn’t own a dictionary he had to go and buy some from the local charity shop. He carefully set about ripping out the pages that contained words such as: ‘anal’, ‘drag’, ‘gay’, ‘poof’, ”queer’, ‘rainbow’,, ‘trans’, ‘unicorn’. Unsure if he’d gone far enough he removed knob, penis and vagina. He was going to remove clitoris but couldn’t find it.
When he was finished he donated the dictionaries back to the charity shops.because he wanted other people to benefit from the sanitised dictionaries. Staff at the shop were suspicious as he’d only purchased them the day before, noticed the missing pages and threw the books away.
His wife was suspicious and confronted him. He admitted what he’d been up to and expected to be vilified. He was surprised when she thought he was onto something. With the other women of Moans for Liberty they are campaigning for dictionaries to be removed from school, or have the offending words blanked out. “We all know what grubby minds children have. No longer will they be able to look up rude words in the dictionary”. She added that the bonus was, when they used cuss words they could no longer use the defence that it was in the dictionary as she used to do to her parents.