How to convince people that you are superior on social media

You know that you have a highly developed sense of self-worth, are more clevererer and more important that most people on social media. The trick is to help other people understand and accept this incontrovertible fact.

There are a number of tried and trusted techniques that will squash your intellectual inferiors and leave them quivering like the spineless rodents, begging for more of your wisdom and admiring your searing intellect.

Political topics

Wading through the fine detail of what various political parties policies are, and the background and track records of different politicians is very time consuming. This sort of attention to detail is obviously the sign of weak-minded people who don’t spend enough time doing Jägerbombs.
Just dive in with: they are all the same

People will come back with things like “you haven’t looked very hard”. Let them. By the time you read their response you will be on your third Jägerbomb and having a better time than them.

Climate Crisis

The climate is made up of complex systems of interlocking weather and ocean current systems affected by local and global systems. Who has the time to figure all that out? Being smarter you will have missed out on all that. To be honest most of the people who think that man-made climate is real and is a threat don’t fully understand it either.

The best contribution to throw in is it isn’t real and I’m buying a 4×4 diesel guzzler at the weekend, or The Sun changes cyclically, or They are trying to control you.

If you ever get quizzed on who “they” is just let them know that it is the WEF or Illuminati.

Greta Thunberg

She is the darling of the Climate Change fans. Just inform them that she is a puppet, drives everywhere and buys clothes. Obvoiusly “they” want us to go back to the Stone Age. If asked who “they” is inform them that it is George Soros.
You don’t need to waste time figuring out who she is and why the hell she would want to everyone to live in caves.