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Stuart Hill. Elderly white man with a white beard Wearing jeans and a green coat in front of a parked car

Sovereign Citizen who claims laws don’t apply to him is jailed

A professional bellend has been locked up, but he is undaunted. At least he will not be bothering the lifeboats for a while.

By Eli Twonk

June 12, 2025August 15, 2025

The child catcher character from the film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Pale gaunt faced man with a largish nose and slightly long black lank hair. He is wearing a black coat and a short battered top hat. — United Artists 1968

Politics

Homeland Security practice snatching children

DHS officers have been trying to snatch children from elementary schools.

By Karsic Karl

June 10, 2025August 15, 2025

County Hall, administration centre for Nottinghamshire County Council. A five story stone and brick building with a tree in front.

Politics

Reform taking it easy in Nottinghamshire

Reform councillors in Nottinghamshire have opted to reduce workplace stress by making June a rest month.

By Dr Paul Brady

June 3, 2025August 15, 2025

Science

Clap sceptics attack gonorrhoea vaccine

News of the rollout of a gonorrhoea vaccine has been met with a rash of scepticism on social media. Some mock concern over ‘a bit of pus’.

By Karsic Karl

May 25, 2025August 15, 2025

Pope Leo XIV. White man with short receding grey hair wearing glasses. His hands are raised up. He is wearing an embroidered white robe with a red over garment and a heavily embroidered sash. A large gold cross hangs from his neck.

General

MAGA seethe at pope with christian values

As most of the world is celebrating the appointment of a new Pope, MAGA have a new focus for their angergasms. A case of PDS?

By Dr Paul Brady

May 9, 2025August 15, 2025

Gideon Sa'ar - Israel Foreign Minister. A white man with short dark hair and glasses. Wearing a suit, white shirt and red tie. He is seated at a desk with shelves of books behind him and the flag of Israel.

Politics

UK government blocks arrest warrant for war criminal

Israeli minister met with Lammy while NGO tried to get an arrest warrant issued. Warrant was blocked. UK news media strangely silent.

By Eli Twonk

April 22, 2025August 15, 2025

A young man with his first bit of facial fluff and his first suit. Text - I am excited and honored to announce I have been appointed to the Office of the Secretary of Defense at the DoD. Helping to ensure our country is a force not to be reckoned with.

Politics

Royce Chamberlin: first suit, first job and all the cookies he can eat

All excited to finally have a job that daddy definitely did not get for him. He knows his hours playing Call of Duty will prove invaluable.

By Karsic Karl

April 20, 2025August 15, 2025

Entrance to a grand building made of stone with carvings around the large doorway. Poster in foreground with the text The Supreme Court, The judicial commission of the Privy Council

Science

UK Supreme Court judgement sex farce

Judgement to clarify biological sex ducked the issue. Anyone with a knowledge of biology beyond primary school level will know that biological sex is not simple. XY women? XX men?

By Dr Paul Brady

April 18, 2025August 20, 2025

Picture of a baby in a teddy bear style play suit that contains asbestos

General

Asbestos to make a come back as USA regresses to the 50s

Few people get the chance to send a country plunging backwards to an imagined Golden Age. The rethink on asbestos is the latest step putting the USA on course for the 1950s.

By Karsic Karl

April 13, 2025August 15, 2025

Various heads of tech companies at the Trump inauguration: Tech bosses Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Sundar Pichai and Elon Musk — Tech bosses Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Sundar Pichai and Elon Musk at Donald Trump's inauguration. Pic: Reuters

General

Starmer plan to prioritise tax cuts for the most needy tech bros

In this time of great need Starmer is ready to do his bit to help struggling tech bros who are down to their last few billions because of Trump f#cking up the stock markets.

By Karsic Karl

April 10, 2025August 15, 2025