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AI generated image of an apocalyptic eclipse scene

Texas eclipse; aftermath

Limited communication has been re-established with Texas. Earlier reports of raptures, human sacrifices and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have been denied.

Warnings of faceless men and tentacled things are being shared.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

April 8, 2024August 15, 2025

General

Texas eclipse; chaos and casualties

The eclipse has just reached totality in Texas. With communication systems affected, the available news is limited. Reports are coming in of mass raptures, human sacrifices and sightings of the four horsemen.

~KK

By Karsic Karl

April 8, 2024August 15, 2025

AI generated image of Christians rapturing during an eclipse

General

Eclipse 2024; drivers warned of possible road chaos

As there seems to be a risk of Christians rapturing while driving leaving their vehicles in motion drivers are warned to get off the roads during the totality event.

~ET

By Eli Twonk

April 8, 2024August 15, 2025

General

Eclipse 2024; Christians warned insurance policies void if they rapture

Insurance companies in the USA have warned Christians that their life insurance policies do not cover rapture. Their families might be at risk of hardship if they don’t all rapture together.

~ET

By Eli Twonk

April 7, 2024August 15, 2025