In a decisive attack a Weapon of Mass Desalination has been destroyed in Iran. The region is no longer threatened by the horror of fresh water.
On Saturday US/Israeli forces destroyed a desalination facility on Qeshm island in the Strait of Hormuz. This facility had been terrorising the inhabitants of around 30 villages on the island for many years. An Iranian spokesman confirmed that the facility had been effectively destroyed and that the regimes dastardly masterplan to break the will of the island with fresh water has been foiled.
the horror of desalination has been tamed
Trump posted on Truth Social, “Desalithingy is a terrible thing. No longer will the region quake in fear of these Weapons of Mass Desaliwatchamacallit. People said we couldn’t destroy Iran’s WMDs. They said they were too well hidden. Now they know that the horror of desalination has been tamed by our patriots.”