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Brazilian president Lula da Silva. A mature white man with a short and neat grey beard, moustache and hair. He is wearing spectacles with red star shapes for lenses.

Politics

Lula win – Trump concerned for oil safety

President signals that US reserves stored in Brazil’s oil fields are in jeopardy from leftist communists.

By Karsic Karl

October 30, 2026October 30, 2026

GB News music radio play list announced

The new radio channel will feature British artists only and no woke lefties. The first draft of the playlist has been released. Can you help with more suggestions?

By Karsic Karl

October 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Three skeletons with cowboy hats sitting around an ornamental campfire

General

Sick greenies digging up bodies for Halloween

Bonkers environazis ranting about plastics in rivers are attacking the environmental impact of Halloween skeletons. Their solution doesn’t bear thinking about.

By Dr Paul Brady

October 17, 2026September 22, 2026

Horizontal bar chart of the party vote results in the Holborn and St Pancras election on 8th October 2026. Labour won with 42% of votes

Politics

Tories declare by-election success

The Holborn and St Pancras results gave the Tory party a much needed boost as they had predicted electoral oblivion at the hands of Reform UK Ltd.

By Eli Twonk

October 9, 2026October 9, 2026

AI generated cartoon style image of the UK with a large gazebo over it with missiles bouncing off it — AI image | opengen.ai

Politics

Badenoch details affordable missile defence plan

A cut price copy of the Israeli missile defence system has been proposed by the Tories. Say hello to the Iron Gazebo.

By Karsic Karl

October 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Ed Sheeran on stage playing guitar and singing — Mark Runyon / ConcertTour.net

Music

Now Ed Sheeran has dropped out of his own tour

Following the dropping of Macklemore and the other support acts walking away from the tour, now Ed Sheeran has quit the tour.

By Karsic Karl

September 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Nigel Farage, knob head in a black suit, white shirt and a red tie standing at a podium behind a sign 'ReformUK'

Politics

Reform silent over Belfast riots

Farage concerned with fly tipping, Braverman wanging on about Equality act and Jenrick silent while Belfast burns.

By Dr Paul Brady

June 10, 2026June 10, 2026

A long corridor with plastered walls and a few ceiling panels missing. Various building materials and buckets on the floor. Text - NHS announce ambitious corridor building programme to tackle capacity issues.

General

Programme announced to boost hospital capacity by creating more corridors

NHS bosses welcome innovative solution to the problem of all the corridors being full of patients on trollies.

By Eli Twonk

May 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Pedal boat in the shape of a swan on a lake

Politics

Reform take Havering and immediately ban boats

New Reform councillors immediately honour their promise to ban boats. Pedal boats will soon be removed from Harrow Lodge Park lake.

By Karsic Karl

May 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Inside of a tram with disco lights and a mirror ball hanging from the ceiling. — NET Nottingham tram

Nottingham announces disco tram service

Getting to Nottingham on a Saturday night to become a whole new level of groovy.

By Karsic Karl

April 1, 2026April 1, 2026

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