Excruciata Reees-Mog reports on Naomi Campbell’s amazing revelation. She wasn’t expecting this at her stage in life. Naomi was amazed when she received the news. She tells fans it’s ‘never too late’.
Hello my lovelies. I have been asked to try my hand at celebrity gos (I did not know what that is and had to ask). I had to ask Sandra my former assistant for help. Even though I had to sack her a while back because she had become tiresomely pregnant, she was happy to help me.
So Naomi Campbell (53) who is a former British Olympic weightlifting champion had been hiding away for about 9 months in preparation (she could have had a baby in that time). She was excited to announce that she had been invited to take over the lead role in the Netflix series The Witcher from Henry Cavill.
In a call out to Henry she said “My little darling, know that you are cherished beyond measure and surrounded by love from the moment you graced us with your presence”.
Henry Cavill is believed to be stepping down from the role of Geralt of Rivia (I’ll have to find out about Rivia in case they have any nice restaurants, although it sounds a bit Eastern European). to reprise his role as Super Mum (that doesn’t sound right).
So everybody is happy which is nice. Now I have to go as the new gardener appears to be defecating behind the rose bush.
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