A UK newspaper has been posting gormless social media posts about how people have been crapping incorrectly, but has missed out on the important stuff like nose picking.
In Western culture nose picking (rhinotillexis) has been treated as socially unacceptable, and sometimes socially deviant. This is strange as it is an almost universal activity with most people picking their noses four times a day on average (more…). Over the centuries parents, teachers, priests and doctors have tried to break the habit in children. This has only served to drive it underground with secretive nose picking clubs opening up all over the world.
The numbers are staggering. About 91% of the population of Wisconsin readily admit to being nose pickers. There were even some people proud to admit to dedicating up to 2 hours a day picking their noses (more…). Wisconsin, we salute you.
So how to pick your nose properly.
The first thing to remember is that the delicate nasal membranes can be easily infected. Picking your nose with dirty fingers or fingernails may increase risks of infection. Make sure your hands are clean.
These membranes can also be easily damaged so ensure your nails are trimmed and smoothed. Never use tools such as teaspoon handles (we know some of you do that).
It is strongly recommended that you never let someone else pick your nose for you.
Finally, etiquette. Once you have dislodged that satisfyingly large mass of mucus, dispose of it responsibly. Don’t wipe it on door handles.
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