A whale has caused a homophobe to have an apoplectic seizure. Others howl, “The whole world has gone woke with this LGTQI+ nonsense”
A stunning photo by Tanakit Suwanyangyaun has outraged homphobic groups across the world. He was enjoying a scuba diving vacation, mostly exploring the area nearby Sri Lanka. This shot was taken has he resurfaced. “I was quite lucky since the whales passed by fairly rapidly and we only saw each one for a brief period”.
Homophobes were joined by incels (they’re not very good at forming meaningful relationships but hate to be missed out), in expressing their rage at the whale. A spokesloon indicated that if whales were taking this stance they would be taking ‘measures’.
Next week the Homophobes of the West Coast are organising a protest against traffic lights because they have some rainbow colours. “Mostly we’ll be barking and howling at traffic lights to express our anger”.
Photo credit Tanakit Suwanyangyaun