Easter – The Daily Twerk

A large crate of Cadbury's chocolate eggs

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This week we are mostly shouting at chocolate eggs

Outrage as Easter is cancelled. Flag waving hordes yell at displays of chocolate eggs. Flag shaggers are incandescent.

By Eli Twonk

March 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Painting by Diego Rodríguez Velázquez of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. A picture of a white male figure on simple wooden cross. The figure has his head hanging down and has a simple band of thorns around his head. He is wearing a simple wrap around his middle. — This work is in the public domain in its country of origin and other countries and areas where the copyright term is the author's life plus 100 years or fewer.

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Jesus; what’s the big deal? I was gone three days

How do you get a break when you are in constant demand as the Son of God? He had tried going off into the wilderness but was pestered by demons.

Three days chilling in a cave with no-one thinking to look for him was the perfect break.

By Eli Twonk

April 20, 2025April 20, 2025

Archbishop of Canterbury in robes giving an address

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Archbishop of Canterbury gives prayer in Klingon and Ferengi. Romulans offended

At the Easter service at Canterbury Cathedral Archbishop Justin Welby shared the Lord’s Prayer in Klingon and Ferengi to foster greater intergalactic understanding.

He hoped that this gesture of inclusivity would help pave the way for closer relations.
~KK

By Karsic Karl

April 1, 2024August 15, 2025