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Chemtrail shock ingredient

Scientists discover that chemtrails contain retardium chlorate which has a devastating effect when inhaled by people who ate crayons at school.

By Eli Twonk

December 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Blonde woman with no brains in front of lots of microphones.

Politics

Marjorie Taylor Greene leaving GOP? Other parties express interest

MJT looking at offers from the Flat Earth Society, the Chemtrails Consortium and QAnon.

By Eli Twonk

August 5, 2025August 15, 2025

Politics

Florida set to ban alien abductions

Following the ban on chemtrails, DeSantis is now set to tackle other issues concerning Florida man. No news on tackling pollution, health or education.

By Eli Twonk

May 28, 2025August 15, 2025

Politics

Tennessee to ban alien abductions

Now that Tennessee lawmakers have banned chemtrails they now have their sights set on other issues concerning their constituents.
Many have complained about the trauma of alien abduction and being probed in unfortunate places.
~ET

By Eli Twonk

April 3, 2024August 15, 2025