In a speech today Rishi Sunak came up with his fantasy list. We found the napkin he had scribbled on and can reveal what was on the back.
So along with the usual stuff that they’ve promised several times (tackle inflation, grow the economy, reduce national debt, reduce NHS waiting lists and ban small boats), he has more ambitions.
- World peace to a limited extent. We don’t want wars in anyway that will affect fuel or food prices, but still want a few wars for our arms industry to be able to sell stuff
- free cake for everyone
- all work meetings to have mandatory beer, wine and nibbles
- any one who donates to the Tory party gets a PPE contract
- invent a magic cancer cure to help reduce pressure on NHS
- and unicorns, we are definitely having unicorns
It is difficult to know which aspiration list is most likely to be achieved.