Sam Badance is a successful professional with a happy home life, but is not happy at work. People are plaguing him with intimate details of health problems. He would like some happy interactions for a change. Excruciata offers advice.
~ERM
Dear Excruciata, our grandchildren have made us some horrendous gifts for Christmas. A badly written note with a bit of glitter and cotton wool glued on, a fairy made out of a toilet roll and a ping-pong ball and a badly made clay pot with a bow attached. How soon can we politely get rid of them?