New study identifies Britain’s smuggest presenters

An in depth study by the Centre for Random Studies at the University of Keddleston.
The study focussed on developing quantative methods for assessing aspects such as how f@cking annoying certain people are. The researchers spent hours down the pub studying Twitter® posts about the personalities and counting how many negative comments they received.

They want you to help with this rsearch by voting for who you think is the smuggest…

Simon Anstell
Who can forget the annoying little oink who knew mothing about music but presented what used to be a the great music programme Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

Fiona Bruce
Her demeanour of entitlement and privilege has fitted in well with the old people who visit the Antiques Road Show wanting to hear how valuable their heirlooms (tat) is, and trying to convince people they would never sell it.
Of course she was never educated at anything as mundane as comprehnsive or grammar school. Haberdashers’ Aske’s Hatcham College then Oxford. She has edgy moments such as dying her hair blue for a week.

Jeremy Paxman
Affectionately referred to as the thinking man’s rottweiler, he is unashamedly smarter than any other other people in the room. Perhaps his smuggness is tempered by the fact that he used to puncture the pomposity and delusion of politians as current affairs presenter.

Piers Morgan
A very marmite character, loved by many as a plain speaking man of the people, and loathed by others as a small minded, petty, ignorant prat. His self-belief is obviously a strong element of his personna. Modesty and self-awareness are not. Smug or misunderstood?

What do you think?

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