The web-footed terror of Amphtifa is frog marching through the ravaged streets of Portland. Haven’t the people of this once great city suffered enough?
Legend has it that when the four frog men of the apocalypse roam the land a great terror will be unleashed. Three of them have now been spotted on the desolate streets of Portland. City leaders have expressed concern about what will ensue when they are joined by the fourth frog.