In the climate of heightened awareness of the balloon based menace facing the Western World, Welsh Police are in the vanguard protecting England.
With balloons posing a severe hazard to the Americas, the Welsh Government have taken decisive steps to create a deterrent. Piloted by an experienced balloonist (Sergeant McGinty) with nearly 5 hours of online training, this balloon can be deployed at 4 hours notice.
Local Police Chief commented “If anyone thinks they can drift across Wales and take in the views and enjoying our countryside without contributing to the tourism economy then they have another think coming don’t they”. So what is the plan?
“When a balloon is heading out way we intercept it and give them the chance to buy some lovely Caerphilly cheese or some Bara Brith. If they are veggie they can try the lovely Glamorgan sausage. They will also have to have a carved Welsh slate souvenir. We got tons of the bloody stuff and we’re never going to get rid of it at this rate”.
You must feel proud that you’re protecting England as well. “Fuck the English. Where do you think they are going to chuck the slate crap when they need to get a bit of lift”.