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Plans to tackle sewage problem in rivers

Thérèse Coffey (Minister for Pollution) has come up with a four point plan to deal with the sewage problem by tackling it at the source. The toilet tax is coming. Vegans are also part of the problem with their unnaturally firm turds.

By Dr Paul Brady

August 21, 2023February 15, 2024

Life Style

Outrage as vegan uncle puts bag over nephew’s head in public

A high profile vegan and furry has caused outrage after he posted a photo of him with his meat eating nephew who had a bag over his head. The uncle is ashamed to be seen in public with him.

By Eli Twonk

July 21, 2023February 15, 2024

Suella Braverman, this image is licensed under the United Kingdom Open Government Licence v3.0.

Politics

Conservative by-election losses explained

The Conservatives suffered two defeats in the by-elections yesterday. Labour took Selby and Ainsty, and the Liberal Democrats won the Somerton and Frome by-election by more than 11,000 votes. The Tories are upbeat as they blame everybody except themselves.

By Dr Paul Brady

July 21, 2023February 15, 2024