Thérèse Coffey (Minister for Pollution) has come up with a four point plan to deal with the sewage problem by tackling it at the source. The toilet tax is coming. Vegans are also part of the problem with their unnaturally firm turds.
A high profile vegan and furry has caused outrage after he posted a photo of him with his meat eating nephew who had a bag over his head. The uncle is ashamed to be seen in public with him.