They have already been banned in more than 100 cities and many more are considering bans. Noise, pollution and carbon emissions are all part of the problem.
Is it time for them to be banned in the UK and people encouraged to use rakes?
Thérèse Coffey (Minister for Pollution) has come up with a four point plan to deal with the sewage problem by tackling it at the source. The toilet tax is coming. Vegans are also part of the problem with their unnaturally firm turds.
The government minister who is meant to drive improvement in the environment seems to be stuck in reverse. She says she does “give a shit”, but it doesn’t show.