Rats used to be the bane of everyone’s lives. Now it is children. It used to be easy to avoid them; just keep away from playgrounds and parks. Now they are spreading and becoming impossible to avoid. Questions are being asked of the Home Secretary.
While rummaging in the loft a young mother found the recorder she used to play as a child. It brought back many happy memories. Her husband can feel his soul withering as she destroys tunes. Their child has disowned her.