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Excruciata Reees-Mog

A sophisticated woman from a prominent family living her best life when she can get the staff to look after her house and grounds. With all her travel she has a very large carbon footprint. She is working on it and hopes to double it in 2024. Has a brother she calls Jakey

How long do I have to keep these crap gifts?

Dear Excruciata, our grandchildren have made us some horrendous gifts for Christmas. A badly written note with a bit of glitter and cotton wool glued on, a fairy made out of a toilet roll and a ping-pong ball and a badly made clay pot with a bow attached. How soon can we politely get rid of them?

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